The Friendship Standard

April 30, 2009 in uncategorized

Love the Onion…

If You Ever Need Somebody To Stand Around And Not Contribute, You Know Where To Find Me | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

Look, we’ve been friends a long time, and this probably goes without saying, but I’m gonna say it anyway. I want you to know that anytime you really need my help—anytime at all—you can count on me to just sort of show up, hang out for a while, and not really do anything productive or supportive.

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